lustfuls:

date me even if you’re like a 10 and I’m like a 0.546


breathelnbreatheout:

let’s be honest, who isn’t proud of mikey?


buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 


andr0id:

this whole john green situation is just like with jennifer lawrence. when something becomes widely popular, everyone suddenly wants to be the odd one out and starts hating on the thing even though they first actually liked the thing for a reason

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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

never seen anything more accurate


fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see


brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????



donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck


vves:

do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place